USC

USC is the greatest college ever. It has the best football team, the greatest marching band, and the hottest song girls and cheerleaders. What other college is located so close to the beach and ocean? Or has a quarterback with the last name Booty? In his junior year at a high school in Louisiana a scout for USC came in to one of Booty's classes and told him he would be the starting QB at USC. Haha I love it. He was appointed the position. You don't even try out for it. Its just given to you if you got what it takes. By the way I want the USC marching band to play at my wedding. They can march by playing Tribute to Troy, Conquest, Fight On, and Tusk.